10 million displaced by tremors in China, burning immigrants to death in Joburg, and a consistent stream of pretentious rubbish streaming from USA academia… however, the greatest threat today to this world and others is the massive growth in for-hire reincarnation. Word on the street is Guiliani “mayor of all the fascists” Butthole has propositioned seventeen hookers to reincarnate WITH HIM in order to gain multiple levels of kharmic force and have sex while doing it. no fucking joke!
Meanwhile, supposed presidential candidates Banamana and McCrackhead had uttered not a word of this paramount issue on the campaign trail. Before we know it, Guiliani will have brought Ghenghis “my cock is lager than that of a gorilla and i have more std’s than one too” Khan back into existence and will be cavorting around the kharmic universe and reincarnating with abandon.
lets just hope 2012 arrives before that happens…
