happy birthday america!!!! imstead of candles on a cake lets just set fires to all the oil wells in iraq and dance around like idiots waving the flag!!!! 
stop making these fucking rules!!!! screw the FDA, the DEA, and FBI, and barabara bush’s old claptrap!!! shoot off fireworks, drink whiskey, and if you’re feelin real adventurous, burn a flag in front of the VFW post and you’ll rasie a real independence day ruckus.
happy 4th
